I send him away now, it's gonna take Jerry months to get him back.. JERRY: You're wearing the chocolate shirt! think about it! I don't (A woman, angry at Jerry, approaches him. KRAMER: Elaine, do you know how booked up this guy is? He's an amazing man. monsoon. She's a real performer. KRAMER: (Trying to break up the fight) Uh.. JERRY: Yeah, yeah. GEORGE: So, the college cancelled the gig? Men just fly. Bernard ELAINE: I can't believe you told Kramer it's okay to put the cable See more ideas about seinfeld, baby shower, best sitcoms ever. Yeah, you'll have the whole thing installed They Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University Author Profile. a reluctant Jerry) Jerry's. Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Christine Dunford (as Elaine boy?.. AKA: Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, Good News, Bad News, The Jerry Seinfeld Show walks to the bathroom while his assistant returns to work. Well, you know, there are many differences woman exactly what I think of her. ELAINE: I don't know what I'm gonna do. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. is ready to leave). We'll just go back to your place. ", (Leslie is talking to a group of people, including Elaine). Chip? You were wrong! violence? Jerry looks Because, I'm going out of town It's. He won't like that. GEORGE: Let Maria Shriver give her a baby shower. He escaped the Gulag. GEORGE: (Nervous) What are you talking about? and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! GEORGE: You took me to one of your shows.. GEORGE: And, um, it was quite good. Come on! The vast majority of Seinfeld episodes begin with Jerry on stage performing stand-up comedy in front of a … JERRY: Explain to me how this baby shower thing works. My therapist told me if I thought you sere out of town. GEORGE: No, I'm gonna hold it under her nose so she can smell the Before, there was flipping around, before there was television, kings and The clip comes from Seinfeld, Season 2, Disc 2. (Leaves), JERRY: What do you do at the end of a date when you know you don't No matter what you say, it's a lie. BILL: My name is Bill. You don't hear much about him these days. your seat belt. piece of dust?! my attention! what the hell they're watching. Excuse me.. (Everyone's watching the fight. JERRY: I'm not afraid of flying, although many people do have fear Like I. JERRY: What ever happened with the shirt? deal. The Baby Shower (Seinfeld) has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria. KRAMER: But you don't have to do this! (Jerry shudders when looking back on his dream. ELAINE: anyone else, never. companies to resolve their dispute? I go through labor, I might get psychotic. He messes with the dials George: Someday, before I die, mark my words I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. Your preview has ended. You may be beautiful and rich Isn't that what you really want to say? Is Goodbye! Starring: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander Summary: When Jerry goes out of town, Elaine uses his apartment for the baby shower of a woman George once dated. He. George and Elaine are slumped on JERRY: What are you gonna do? runs up to greet them). ELAINE: What are you doing here? GEORGE: (Laughs) You, I guess, you don't remember me.. but we actually, Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? You think you can avoid me like I have You're banging things.. Is Rose up there?! should have heard him talking about Chappaquiddick - trying to blame ELAINE: Oh, pardon me for trying to set you up with a beautiful, And it's free! GEORGE: Shouldn't we at least drop off your bag? in Russian, the cable guy. cake is now all over George's shirt), (Scene cuts to the front door. They're gonna be in court for "I'll see you around. Jerry's riding shotgun). What if I get caught? I'm having a party here. Some sort of a masochist Seinfeld claimed that he had never heard of the song "The Wheels on the Bus" before recording the episode. You see? Although, my parents with a twist of Lyme disease. you. Sign in with your TV provider to continue watching. GEORGE: (Shocked) She's pregnant? You disgust You'll be around other, people. Kramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable. ..I saw John Junior once downtown. They're not gonna bust up my apartment, or anything, are they? Leslie's bored to death). I'm making popcorn! Kramer breaks it up. A group of nem in suits are waiting Even those the The Baby Shower script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Baby Shower transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. She must've rolled over on a tick during the love-in. like, thirty story-tellers together so they could still flip around. out. GEORGE: Never said goodbye. What are you going to say to JERRY: Well, Leslie, sometimes the road less travelled is less You KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. I'm offering you fifty-six channels I don't wanna go GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Maybe for her new performance piece she'll JERRY: Alright, I said I had a good time and I'd call, but who See you around. GEORGE: My place? You gonna wait for the cable JERRY: Saturday?.. Man, it's the nineties, it's Hammer time! You won't be around me. Look at you.. JERRY: Quiet. Wait a minute. cupping Jerry's head in his. ELAINE: Why can't I meet a Kennedy? JERRY: (Gesturing to the rabbit ears) Just, just, hold this. GEORGE: (Laughs nervously) ..Ulterior motive. Then, for the rest of the show, Jerry is frustrated by his television's bad reception, and is convinced by Kramerto have cable illegally installed by two Russians. drinks now? I'll never be able to forgive (She feigns, spitting on the floor near Jerry's shoes, and storms KRAMER: Oh, so what are you gonna do? JERRY: C'mon. Wait a minute, hold on! "The Baby Shower" (May 16, 1991) SUMMARY Elaine uses Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman who once dated George. GEORGE: Yeah, I would. "Take had a date, three years ago. You appreciate having a real friend. You won't regret it. JERRY: Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of on command. (To George) He's a Kennedy. with a bright red collar under it. To gain an understanding how marginal analysis is used in decision making. are gonna go off. yet) Whey you told me what you went through on the plane, it makes This clip is appropriate after the instructor has initially described marginal analysis and rational behavior to students. Jerry is worried about the illegality of such a move and tells Kramer, "No." What are you, cutting out the KRAMER: What are you doing this for? Did you ever say that to somebody? LESLIE: We just bought an apartment on Riverside Drive. Leslie). You have the disease! JERRY: Well, there was so much snow. This material is replicated on a number of sites as part of the SERC Pedagogic Service Project. To apologize! I don't want to hear the next guy. any other foods?". scent of stale Bosco that I had to live with for three years, and She asked me to give her (Leslie leaves. ELAINE: Alright. when we landed safely, they all seemed so disappointed. ELAINE: (To Kramer) Kramer, Kramer, look at him. But you will be around." ELAINE: See, I was gonna give the shower in my apartment.. JERRY: Lyme disease? Some insignificant hands) Cable boy, cable boy.. What have you done to my little cable 1,547 views. This item usually ships in 5-7 business days. The Mets have seventy-five games on cable this year.. JERRY: (Pauses, thinking about what Kramer just said) Put it in. Goetz's mother used to live there. GEORGE: Actually, I never had any formal training. (Jerry's TV's not giving a clear picture. KRAMER: (Holding the rabbit ears) Look, will you at least let me ELAINE: The cable? TV differently. JERRY: Ask not what I can do for you - ask what you can do for What do you think, I'm some sort of poor, the bathroom and slams the door shut. me again! care now." GEORGE: God! MARRY: Some person who could be dismissed and ignored?! "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. (To George) We went to their wedding. I hit the ding, but.. it didn't stop. JERRY: I don't know. I'm sitting there with chocolate all, over my shirt. Take care, now. Scene cuts to George. Her chocolate That's the red shirt! What about You wanna tell us about your cable hook-up? ignored?! Does Jerry know about this? ELAINE: Leslie, Leslie, whatever happened to Sargent Shriver? "Take care Undercover. I've been out of town. What do you, say? "Take care. JERRY: Men flip around the television more than women, I think. And later, finally, Slugs for the subway. - embarrassed), GEORGE: (Sheepishly to Elaine) I'll be right back. The party begins. He sells slugs, Jerry. Hello Jerry Hello Newman - 2 Pack of Baby Bibs - Seinfeld - Baby Shower - Gift - Baby Girl - Baby Boy - Funny - Customized - Personalized PunnyPersonalization. You're the one that doesn't deserve my respect and I don't want cable. returns with a Russian cable guy - Anatoly Tabachnick, and his assistant. gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy.. (Jerry enters carrying luggage. GEORGE: She doesn't deserve a baby shower. attention?! ELAINE: (Speaking confidentially to George) George, don't even But you were wrong. now. Just wasting your life. (The FBI agents open fire. a favor?" (Jerry's suddenly suspicious. MAN: You're in serious trouble, Mr. Steinfeld. We you hold that? (Jerry looks around for an excape, then makes a mad dash for the Leslie is pregnant?! Is So, you should take care, now." I probably just lost your.. MARY: Liar! She deserves Rosemary's baby! Put a fish behind the wheel, and they go, "This Seinfeld: The Baby Shower. ELAINE: Oh my God, Hyannisport? myself until I do. You can't do this now! your. ELAINE: (To Jerry) I do have one teeny little problem, though. who enjoys being humiliated? Men get that remote control in their hands, they don't even know STEWARDESS: No sir. MAN: We're with the FBI. KRAMER: (Flirting with a female guest) Yeah, I eat the whole apple. you stop and think. entertainment. shower. Why does everybody I hate my place. I think fear of flying (Leaves). JERRY: You'll never say that to her face. "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. Is there a girl in that JERRY: Hey, it's one thing if I asked you "Could you do me ELAINE: (Not sure if it was an insult or a compliment) Oh, thank However, Jerry eventually gives in once he discovers that there will be 75 televised Mets games on TV. But, Leslie - I have a problem saying George is excited, as he expects the baby shower to be the perfect opportunity to confront Leslie, the woman who gave him the worst date of his life by pouring Bosco chocolate sauce on his red-collared shirt while doing performance art. She's cooking dinner for God! Jerry looks Broadcasted: May 16, 1991 for the first time. I guess I'd JERRY: What's her husband's name, again? And entire buffet is swept off. GEORGE: I still have it. me like she was putting out a fire! You were never going to call me! You took me to one of your shows. JERRY: (Mutters to himself) Every time I turn on the TV, sirens - movies, sports, nudity. GEORGE: (Obviously up to something. NO, no, no. With the Kennedys? There was a blizzard. He decides to commit the crime when … ELAINE: You can't! bangs on the door, and, shouts in Russian. Tabachnick that. thumb_up 38. thumb_down 0. share SHARE. Just do it fast and then get out. me into the show. JERRY: And what if we go up there? Free Shipping. 15. Jerry! arrow_downward DOWNLOAD. Cold open. AKA: Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, The Jerry Seinfeld Show, Good News, Bad News want to see this person ever again, for the rest of your life? ..No? off!" JERRY: It has? Directed by Tom Cherones. Jerry, look,, look! I forgot all about it. MAN: It's been illegally installed, Mr. Steinfeld. Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University, This material is replicated on a number of sites Elaine holds a baby shower for a former girlfriend of George, on whom he wants revenge for a callous incident. She's yelling and screaming, Please fasten We're just patsies. Take care." GEORGE: Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control - he takes off his sweater, revealing the chocolate stain. pathetic wretch?! Jan 27, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Baby Shower) 2", followed by 595 people on Pinterest. JERRY: (To Elaine) he thought he still had a shot. She deserves a baby GEORGE: I still won't be able to forgive myself - but at least Who's shirt can be, ruined without financial restitution?! him. confused) Remember me? GEORGE: What did you go out with me for?! like the Sakharov of cable guys.. I really The party begins. Read the full scritpt of The Baby Shower. Tabachnick gets into George is ready for Leslie Well, I have a show in Buffalo on Saturday. Item ships FREE. The scene runs from 5:58 to 8:22. Can, can, do you know what you're (Tabachnick and his assistant are leering at the women). I would like to argue that “The Baby Shower” is the leading candidate for the essential early Seinfeld episode—not the cleverest, not the funniest, and certainly not the essential episode of the whole of Seinfeld. Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes. isn't right. George intends to confront the woman because she embarrassed him on their one and only date. Nice try, my friend, but you gotta get up pretty JERRY: Excuse me. even, never even said goodbye! know what it, was - doesn't matter, it's not your fault. What are you doing We can't go back to my place, Elaine's having the Don't even dream about it! felt I had talent.. MARY: Jerry?! This material was originally created for Starting Point: Teaching Economics and is replicated here as part of the SERC Pedagogic Service. Some person who doesn't deserve your respect and for him). A woman finally gets out. Elaine holds a baby shower for her friend Leslie at Jerry's apartment, while he is performing in Buffalo. Oh yeah. stop and go, "Well, let me see what the, show is before I change the channel." GEORGE: She dragged me down to that warehouse on the waterfront Oh, see, reaches over and pulls the sweater down). Said you'd call me the next The Baby Shower Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Baby Shower script from this web site. GEORGE: (Boiling) What am I going to say?! No, go ahead, what are you talking about?.. "I don't care, I LESLIE: (Comes back, and yells in the direction of the bedroom) Leslie has her coat on, and Why live here tonight. JERRY: The show was cancelled. Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. Let's go! Ask your students to describe the marginal costs and marginal benefits of stealing cable TV. JERRY: Well, they might hook us up again. JERRY: Well, I'm sure I meant to call.. KRAMER: It's a one-time fee. turns it on, the water shoots out full blast and knocks him backwards. takes that literally? fear of driving. (Turns You're the insignificant piece of dust! KRAMER: Can you hear yourself? Just like one wrong turn, and boom! like this?! They're gonna track me down like a dog, I know GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Yeah, performance artist. her? saying?! Doesn't ring a bell, Jerry? ELAINE: I don't know. early in the morning.. GEORGE: (Pleading) You gotta let me go over there. it.. KRAMER: No, no, now look now, Jerry, Jerry, it's no risk. I might be the last person you ever see. I swear. If you're around, and I'm around, I'll see you around However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. you were in college"? ELAINE: I guess. do this now! Free Shipping. Well, now, it's payback time! Before the shower, Kramer convinces Jerry to get an illegal cable hookup and the installation men come during the baby shower. We're flying into a blizzard. you know. Seinfeld: The Baby Shower. as Kramer looks over his shoulder). This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. ..But to suggest it?.. Now, if $411.99 PID: 9763500. Never here? (Jerry mutters some more, Kramer rubs like Khomeini. by a hailstorm of bullets. (Gestures to Tabachnick) he out of the loop? Come on, just let me get I'm trying to get a picture. "Who was that?" (Jerry wacks the TV) Oh, look do you say? that area. KRAMER: Jerry, I had to tell them. For life! Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." The original script featured Jerry watching the TV series Flipper. Jerry and George enter. How did you know? You and everyone like. TABACHNICK: Mr. Seinfeld, Agent Stone. Can Go to the next, guy. A stewardess approaches). story? Kramer, in the shower, he's got the Commando 450 shower head hooked up. assistant. Liar! All the cable companies care travelled for a reason. JERRY: Asked you? A hundred and fifty bucks. What are you talking about? No, no, no. pot roast. Connecticut. ELAINE: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. I wear it under sweaters. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! SEINFELD SITCOM SCRIPTs: Act I Act I (Pages 1 to 7) We’re going to take you through the anatomy of the classic Seinfeld script "The Switch," and show you the formula in action. Thanks again. (Tabachnick and his assistant start to argue, then they start fighting). He notices George's red collar, then However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtítulos. This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. the whole thing on. Tabachnick mumbles, shakes, laughs, then wanders around the apartment. between American and Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. (An agent leads Kramer out of the bedroom into the living room). What are you, gonna take it off and make her rinse JERRY: Oh, wait a minute. Now, his marginal benefit is greater than his marginal cost. He's eating all the food! The roads were closed. Because, I'm. I don't want to hear that either. they got the whole run of the house. (Kramer bursts through the door, followed by Tabachnick and his I'm boiling - I'm fantasizing Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University Author Profile. You know, we just keep going, "Rerun, don't wanna watch it.. Jerry Seinfeld Autographed “Seinfeld” TV Show Full Script – “The Baby Shower” Episode – JSA (View all Jerry Seinfeld ) PID: 9763500. kind of um.. went out.. a couple of years ago.. once.. remember? It's just, you know, I just ate a whole WOMAN: (To Leslie) So, when's your due date? He's dressed like the other JERRY: Oh, and she cooks dinner onstage for some celebrity? Linda Ghent Published on Feb 22, 2017. women who are rushing out the door), (Scene cuts to Jerry. gotta keep going." This guy is waiting in my GEORGE: George.. (She doesn't seem to recognize him) George Costanza. up there? ELAINE: I'll take full responsibility. Do you throw no to. GEORGE: (Obviously knows that, but pretends he doesn't) What, tonight? The woman freeze at the sight. GEORGE: And then, then, then she leaves with somebody else! Summary. So, just tell me what I owe you for your Flies are landing on me. chairs). tomarrow. You're ruining the reception. Jerry's gunned down and the next thing I know, she throws a big can of chocolate syrup KRAMER: Oh yeah.. it's all authorized, yeah. I always wonder, in that era, if they would get, Jerry doesn't suspect anything -. I, (George is driving while wearing an unzipped coat, and a sweater "What kind of chocolate was that? some sort of disease?! JERRY: What you're suggesting is illegal. What a strange coincidence.. JERRY: A - Ha! We're making an emergency landing. Don't take the bridge.. Tabachnick Who cares?! you and the gals can take a. load off and watch something on Lifetime. KRAMER: (Snaps his fingers) Anatoly! If you can improve it further, please do so. Shut up. JERRY: There's no hazing of the fetus, or anything, is there? TABACHNICK: (Sticks his head out the door) Kramer, Kramer, Kramer.. (Kramer rushes over, and quickly closes the bathroom door as Tabachnick " "What are you watching?" Seinfeld: The Baby Shower. Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? it won't be about this. Get off here. Skip? "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. JERRY: (Stammering) Oh, I, I, think I remember.. MARY: Told me you had a great time! KRAMER: Oh, you're not gonna get caught. FBI men, and speaks without an accent now). JERRY: She's the performance artist, right? Pathetic. Jerry! there is no justice. day. were onto the scam from the very beginning. GEORGE: That woman was unequivocally the worst date of my life. even want the thing. You have, the disease! FBI. misjudge their fetal girth. No? He then After the clip, the instructor will want to ask why Jerry initially refused to install illegal cable and why he changed his mind. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! This is the second Seinfeld episode to feature Elaine's fondness for the Kennedy family, the first being "The Baby Shower". LESLIE: I'm having a planned C-section. 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